Joel Johnson's discussions

But we weren't! So there's that. Read more

YES Read more

"With all [those] typos." Read more

Even I don't hate it! I just was struck by how terrible that fictional universe has become. Read more

I went in not really feeling negative about it. But so what if I had? The notion that writers owe you some sort of robotic objectivity is hilarious. Your brain can put on big boy pants and learn to form opinions from others' opinions. Read more

Just FYI, there is a search field up at the top right! If you hit the little magnifying glass icon, that is. Read more

How did you even understand what I wrote when I didn't tag it "English"! Read more

I actually love the Clone Wars cartoons. I almost mentioned that in the article> I'm not against riffing or reinterpretation; I'm against doing it in a way that doesn't expand or add depth to the franchise. Read more

"Desire to preserve some childhood memories." That's actually a great point. I *do* wonder if I should let Star Wars go entirely or if the old stuff is worth defending. That's sort of the whole reason I wrote 1500 words about a game I'm not that in to! Read more

Welcome! Read more

NO CHARGE Read more

"If you talked like this in person, I would round house kick you in the mouth." WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW Read more

Not offended at all! Read more

"more like a rant on how he doesn't like the look of the game." YES PRETTY MUCH THIS Read more

I mean, whatever, right? This is just my gut take, not a review. There's no way I've played anywhere even approaching enough game time to make a judgement about that. Read more

I think you're smart enough to make that distinction for yourself! Read more

Not by E3, I'm afraid! And I *think* there will be a pop-out. I'm hoping for one! Read more

Fixed :) Read more

Either really comfy flats (I'm way up on Tom's at the moment) if you're of the "natural flat feet" persuasion; otherwise trainers! Read more

Yikes. If you want to send it to me (joel@kotaku) I'll send it to tech. Read more