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As mentioned in the article, the brilliancy of Cohen and Hernandez spending some time to read the Media Guide (post-season section for lolz), needs to be experienced.

Nancy Pelosi. Chuck Schumer. The Clintons. The Kennedys. The faithful leaders we have known so long. We thank you

And then he went on to say, “Buenas tardes” to Rep. Grijalva, “Ciao ciao” to Rep. Napolitano, “Woof!” to Rep. Labrador, “’sup?” to Rep McEachin, “Auf Wiedersehen” to Rep. Radewagen, and just shrugged in Rep. Gohmert’s direction.
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Hope Hicks, White House communications director, announced that she was resigning Wednesday after holding down the

Luxembourg: The Delaware of Europe.
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Fuck Luxembourg, the goddamn dime-store knockoff Liechtenstein.
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