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Fuck cancer Read more

Well if he needs to do it for his health more power to him. He doesn’t owe people his attention. Read more

The horrible secret: the popcorn are all clones of your mother.
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I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep. Read more

“This is exactly the mobile game from Nintendo we wanted!” -Said no one ever Read more

Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid. Read more

Didn’t we say animated gifs were dead as of 1999? And look where we are now :[
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Sounds like people are OK with it, actually. They just want the ability for people to go to addictinggames.com and play a silly Flash game from 2003. Like I used to do after school all the time. And sometimes still do. Read more

And thus, when Valve and Lego joined hands, our worlds were rocked and our wallets emptied.

Nonsense! That wasn’t photoshopped at all. I know for a fact that Kim was there, because I climbed the mountain with him! See?

Tucker: All right... I know what this is.

THE NEXT GHOSTBUSTERS IS ABOUT DOGS. THE NEXT GHOSTBUSTERS MOVIE IS ABOUT A FRIDGE AND A TOASTER. Read more

Why it's worth playing: Earthbound came out during what I consider gaming's glory years, but certainly put a spin on things. While most rpgs involved a fantasy setting with knights, wizards, dragons and the like, Earthbound took place in your every day setting (Eagleton, supposedly Japan's idea of America) as a young…

Why it's worth playing: Explores most traditional RPG elements, but doesn't overwhelm the audience. Simple turn-based combat system that is easy to use, but hard to master. Each class fits into a greater archetype that other games make use of (knights, mages, bards, etc.). Compelling and sometimes heart-wrenching…

Why It's worth playing: Play as your favorite shroom eating goomba squashing plumber in a world that gives you a different perspective on characters you thought you knew so well. See King Koopa cry as he is kicked out of his own castle and reluctantly join forces with Mario to save the land that he sees as his! …

Why it's worth playing: It's the best Final Fantasy game, and a good entry point for any genre newcomer. It's also aged surprisingly well, and although it can be tough for beginners to figure out where to go or what to do next, any JRPG newbie will enjoy exploring FFVI's world and meeting its lovely cast of…

Why it's worth playing: It's a classic that holds up all these years later, it's not sloggy or ridiculously difficult, it has a really cool and approachable battle system, and it has one of the best stories in JRPG history. The DS cart for this game has pushed aside many a newer game to hold a place in my 3DS carrying…