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Sword Art Online’s Gun Gale Online Is A Meh Anime, But A Cool (Fake) Battle Royale Game Read more

it is meh but I’d be lying if I didn’t say when she popped out of that suit case I got hyped as fuck for 30 seconds.
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Excited about this coming to consoles soon. It reminds me of the old stick figure flash games I sunk dozens of hours into as a middle schooler. Read more

My trick, which I’ve used in virtually every FPS game since I was, like, 7, is to use ESDF instead of WASD. It frees up Q, A, Z, 1, and F1 for additional commands while still giving easy access to the modifier keys. You basically just get a free column’s worth of keybinds, which, in Fortnite, perfectly resolves into… Read more

That opening paragraph felt like it was written just for me. I get so confused how people construct forts so effortlessly while I’m flopping around like a fish out of water. I suck at this game is what I’m saying. Read more

Even console players should consider switching to “builder pro” if they find they’re still fumbling around building. You will be building 1x1’s and be able to build your way around a close range fight at Amish building speeds.

About the only way I could see this being better is if the carts behaved like their real-life counterparts when left unattended (as is so often the case in parking lots), and displayed a magnetic attraction to parked cars.

The fact that they are ridden in the correct manner is absolutely fantastic; hell, I might even… Read more

I’m gonna be totally honest here. I’m 27 years old. If I’m going to a grocery store solo, I’mma be cart serfing. Not not because of the LULZ, but because it’s actually an efficient and enjoyable way to move. Read more

Need to find those shiny kabutos and omanytes while the event is going on.

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But did he catch anything?
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Is there a mod to let me turn into Lydia’s seat in Skyrim but not in a sexual way? Read more

This is why the internet was made. Read more

To anyone who does this, who thinks it’s cool to land and immediately start a pickaxe fight with me, I’d just like to say I hate you. I really don’t like you… I cannot sanction your buffoonery. Read more

Fuck cancer. Read more

I’d be OK if they even just rename it Elimination(s) of the Game, if they can’t figure out an algorithm to even out the kind of plays highlighted. I still like seeing crazy ult pops and killstreaks from other players, just stop pretending like we’ll see a clutch Ana boost pop up on occasion. Read more

Heh. As Tjorb main I think PotGs of me just sitting down emoting is just perfect and working as intended. Read more

And this is how you lose your shit. I’m dad and since it’s my money, this is now my account. Which I will cancel after taking your shit. Also thanks for agreeing to paint the house. And our neighbors. You’re also grounded for a...Wait for it. Fortnight. Dad wins. Read more

Oh how soon you forget how women fighters in Battlefield 1 ruined the game’s realism.

Loving the cylon-ness of Bastion

Me, a Millennial: Read more