Brian Ashcraft's saved articles

For the past two years, a 40-something year-old man has allegedly robbed over 180 different locations across South Korea Read more

Ah, a hint of psychosis in the morning. Read more

The horrors he has seen are unfathomable!

Volunteer or else Saber cut you. Either way they will get your blood...

There are 100 Doraemon holding different inventions outside of Yongsan Station if any Doraemon fanatics are in the neighbourhood. Read more

I’m guessing that it was done by her die-hard fans in those countries as an extreme act of insult, that, or someone is pulling some weird social experiment related to Internet infamy.
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I think Konami just desperately wants to get out of the AAA game industry, but the gamers won’t let them.

Metal Gear Solid is a popular franchise, one that Hideo Kojima has concluded a couple of times now. Konami tries turning it into a franchise zombie, but Kojima won’t leave, so the games are still consistently good,… Read more

Your FOBs are always at risk of coming under attack. Now, you can rest easy with FOB insurance (paid service).

Konami: “ You have nice base here, yes ? Now it would be a shame if something happened to it. You know we can just provide a little “protection” with a little cost. “
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It looks like Konami have clearly looked at Activision’s business practices this year and thought “fuck it yeah, we can get in on this”. Read more

This is a good example of why you need to have fire extinguishers in the house. You don’t need an expensive one just make sure its rated for different types of fires. If he had one it would have been over with in a few seconds. Read more

This guy is hilariously incompetent - every thing he does just makes it worse. It’s like a Laurel and Hardy short. Read more

The only way he could have fucked up more, is if he poured gasoline on the fire. My favorite is putting cardboard and garbage on top of the fire, as he casually walked away to get a glass of water. Read more

Anyone can piss themselves in public, needs to pass the shit test. If you can make boom boom in your pants and passerbys are none the wiser, you have a winner! Read more

Sweet! I’ve always wanted the ability to play a game without stopping to answer nature’s call! Now I can extend my play session’s indefinitly, well as soon as I get a pizza chute the drops the pizza right on my desk Read more

This one’s worse:

I really, really, really, really need to watch this show.
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This face is stuck in eternal “I’ve seen too much”.