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What Is This New Square Enix Game?
Square Enix is launching a “secret title” this summer. It features illustrations by Yusuke Naora and Maski Hirooka. According to 2ch sleuths, the name of the game is apparently Crystal Conquest based on this domain name page. The tagline in the teaser trailer is “‘C’ is coming.” In that teaser trailer, there are helmets, armor,…
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 23, 2012 -
Watch Bayonetta Kick You in the Face
As previously revealed, Bayonetta from…Bayonetta is coming to online combat game Anarchy Reigns. Check out Bayonetta mulitplayer action in the above clip—pistol heels, hair bodysuit, and all. 『MAX ANARCHY』キャラクター紹介映像 ベヨネッタ篇 [YouTube]
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 23, 2012 -
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Chinese Schoolgirl Caught Smuggling a Whole Buttload of iPhones
This month, a Chinese schoolgirl was nabbed, smuggling not one iPhone, not two iPhone, but twenty-five. Chinese custom authorities discovered the high school senior was moonlighting as a smuggling mule. According to a recently released report, the girl was picked up on March 13. She arose suspicions, because apparently, unlike other Chinese schoolgirls, she wasn’t…
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 23, 2012 -
They’re Making an Adventure Time Game for Nintendo 3DS? Hooray!
Pendleton Ward, creator of Adventure Time, tweeted earlier tonight that his computer crashed while he was making an animated GIF to announce an Adventure Time 3DS game. Wait, what? From his Twitter: “Dang.. Compy crashed while I was drawin a gif of this 3DS wavin it’s arms around announcin the Adventure Time 3DS game.” This…
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 23, 2012 -
What If Final Fantasy VII‘s Villain Were a Lady?
Don’t let that long hair and fine features fool you; Final Fantasy VII‘s Sephiroth is definitely a dude. Crystal Graziano is definitely not. The cosplayer recently tried her hand (sword?) at Sephiroth. The result, above, is Lady Sephiroth. And it so works. OnPaperWings [DeviantArt] (Top photo: BigWhiteBazooka)
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 23, 2012 -
Pre-Order Your Portal Gun. Right Now!
Fears of that Portal Gun replica gun being on infinite hold are hopefully vanished to infinity! Starting today, collectible toy maker NECA is kicking off pre-orders for its replica Aperture Science Handheld Portable Device. So far, the following retailers have “approved allotments” that they will receive at the end of next month: Rockin Robot, Think…
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 22, 2012 -
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One Piece‘s Creator Doesn’t Sleep Much, Sounds Totally Burnt Out [Update]
Since 1997, Eiichiro Oda has produced One Piece. According to a recent Japanese magazine article, he has zero days off. And every night, he gets around four hours of sleep on average. One Piece is the most popular manga in Japan. Initially, Oda planned to end One Piece sooner (after five years of serialization), but…
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 22, 2012 -
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Online Gaming Friendship Led to Sex. Then Extortion.
According to Chinese newspaper The People’s Daily, a 25 year-old married woman named QianQian met a man called Qinmou while gaming online (the paper doesn’t specify the game) last August. At first their relationship was innocuous, with Qinmou giving her in-game items and helping her. Eventually, they met and started a real-life affair. But by…
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 22, 2012 -
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The Ministry of Silly Cosplay
Sometimes cosplay is cool. Sometimes it’s sexy. Sometimes it’s just really effing strange. Like today. Here is a collection from the recent Nipponbashi Festa in Osaka’s geek district, Nipponbashi. Previously, Kotaku published photos from the event—but those were mostly either cool or attractive cosplays. These? These are downright goofy. Check out more in the links…
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 22, 2012 -
Famous One Piece Fan Knows Nothing…about One Piece?
In Japan, One Piece is huge. Everyone seems to love it. Pop star Mari Yaguchi also professed her adoration for the manga. In the above image, Yaguchi is saying that in one One Piece comic, she’ll cry in five different places while reading it. “It’s my favorite manga,” she once said. On this week’s episode…
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 22, 2012 -
Don’t Let Something Like a Fake Android Store Stop You from Selling iPhones
One small phone retailer in Zhuhai, China decided that it wouldn’t be enough to re-create an Android brand shop that aped the Androidland shop in Australia. No, this shop must also carry (real?) iPhones. Apple’s iOS and Google’s Android are rival platforms. Last summer, fake Apple Stores appeared in China. According to website TechInAsia, this…
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 22, 2012 -
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Other Uses for Nintendo’s Most Pointless Peripheral in Years
The official 3DS stand Nintendo is packing with Kid Icarus: Uprising and selling as a stand-alone is, simply put, pointless. Or is it? Online in Japan, someone has found other uses for it: a PS3 game stand, a PS Vita stand, and a PlayStation controller stand. Sony fanboys, take note! 3DS 『パルテナの鏡』 同梱の 「3DSスタンド」 が高機能すぎる件、PSVitaで充電しながら遊べるぞｗｗｗｗｗ…
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 22, 2012 -
Bayonetta Returns (Well, Sort Of)
Bayonetta, star of the action game…Bayonetta, is back! The character is coming as a downloadable character for the online beat ‘em up Anarchy Reigns Platinum Games, who also created Bayonetta, developed this title. The limited edition, first print run of the game comes with a download code to acquire Bayonetta. Anarchy Reigns goes on sale…
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 22, 2012 -
This Chinese Girl in Shiny Armor Wants a Boyfriend
Sometimes you just get fed up. You think there are no good guys out there. And all you’re left doing is wearing shiny armor and holding a sign, because, well, you’re looking for a boyfriend. Because that’s supposedly what one young woman in China did. Twice. The woman’s name is not currently known, but she…
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 22, 2012 -
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Chinese Gangster’s Photos Show Cars, Cash, and Beatings
A Chinese gangster apparently left his phone lying around—and these are the results. The photos, via website Shanghai Ist, show a love of German sports cars, stacks of cash, sneakers, and beating people—and beaten people with sneakers. More vanity and cruelty in the link below. Pics from a Chinese gangsters phone [Imgur via Shanghai Ist]
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 21, 2012 -
Kotaku EastCan a Ziplock Bag Protect an iPad from Water?
Important question! Because some folks want to use their iPads while in the tub—or washing vegetables. These are fearless folks who aren’t afraid of possibly ruining their electronics—or getting shocked. Japanese site Get News, who pointed this out earlier today. アマゾンで高評価の『ジップロック』のレビューに異常あり？ 利用用途が「iPad入れ」「PSP入れ」ばかり [Get News]
By Brian Ashcraft Published March 21, 2012
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