Ash Parrish
Kotaku Staff Writer and Hornt Correspondent - Fanfiction Novelist - Unapologetically Black - Diversity Gelatinous Cube
Yesterday 8:45PM

In my colleague’s defense Shadow was kinda sorta cool in Adventure 2. Wasn’t strapped yet either.

Tuesday 9:05AM

One particular set of words caught my attention here. “Released more than 20 years ago”. Read more

6/16/21 4:34PM

Not at the start of the game, but definitely by the end.

6/15/21 9:51AM

This is the first time I’ve ever felt the urge to reply to a Kotaku article after being a reader for years. This article is incredibly well-written, thoughtful, and vital. Thank you, Ash, for writing it and thank you to Kotaku for publishing it.

6/14/21 6:22PM

He gave to second-rate grifter Kimberly Klacik. If he legitimately believed Klacik, a suburbanite who lived nowhere near the district where she was running, was interested in improving the lives of the residents of West Baltimore, I have a bridge to sell him.

6/11/21 5:19PM

Fun fact: Julián (Despelote developer) is wearing a tshirt featuring the celebration of the goal that put Ecuador in the 2002 World Cup. It was a huge fucking deal back then, it kind of still is. Read more

6/11/21 2:17PM

(Because I don’t care what you say, ain’t nobody doing no math on no Switch.) Read more

6/08/21 4:32PM

Extra! Extra! Total Waste of Time Shocks World, Demonstrates Is Actually Only Partial Waste Of Time! Unexpected Partnership With Genuinely Competent Artist Creates Silver Lining! More at 11!

6/08/21 4:28PM

Yeah, that’s not Emilia Clarke at all (who’s also missing the “e” anyway), you had me really confused for a minute. That’s Daniella Pineda, Emilia Clarke is not in this.

5/17/21 7:19PM

Until Village, I had never played a Resident Evil game in my life because I am a gigantic baby who is ridiculously easy to scare.” Read more

5/17/21 3:06PM

All you have to do if Lady D comes after you is block/counter her for i-frames and you can move past her.

6/20/20 3:04PM

IT IS CRIMINAL THAT DEBRA WILSON ISN’T A BIGGER STAR! She’s too damn funny, beautiful and physical to not have been more of a mainstream hit. I really feel MadTV cursed or relegated it’s alumni to a niche/cult status. Phil Lamar and Mo Collins being two other glaringly underutilized examples. Read more