Portal’s Companion Cube joins the Dota 2 roster in the form of a new Arcana cosmetic for Io, available for all TI7 Battle Pass owners level 245 and above. For those doing the math at home, that’s about $109 if you don’t want to level up to earn this adorable wisp. Read more
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Chained in a pit connected to the sewers of the MSNBC building.
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Fell down well and slowly starved to death while stuck in total darkness. Read more
While walking the dog this morning my wife and I mused about what would be the appropriate punishment for Ailes in the afterlife. At the end of the discussion I concluded “You know what? I’m sure Satan’s got this covered.” Read more
Death in deep poverty from a treatable disease without access to health care because the treatable disease was a preexisting condition.
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Being pushed down a huge flight of stairs by his victims. Read more
Watching all of his money get stolen by the Russians once they take over the banks as a result of his influence. Then dying from various painful ailments while begging for change on the streets in front of Fox News headquarters. Read more
Stabbed in his femoral artery by his gay lover. Watch him bleed out. Read more
The good news is that this scenario isn’t entirely out of the realm of possibility just yet: Read more
His pops pulled out and the would-be Roger Ailes turned in to a stain on the sofa.
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Abortion.
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22 years ago. Read more
Skull fucked to death by a gang white nationalists who discover he’s 25% black. Read more