Vampires can be killed with wooden stakes. Writers can be killed when you attach scare quotes to the word journalist. The more you know! Read more
Vampires can be killed with wooden stakes. Writers can be killed when you attach scare quotes to the word journalist. The more you know! Read more
You misspelled “hilarious.” Read more
Well if the Orioles can just hurry up and win the World Series by tonight, maybe the riots will be confused for the “excusable” kind. Read more
Hawk then spent the next inning and a half talking about his own fighting career, including the time in 1969 when he took on three Yankees by himself. Punched out Munson with a right uppercut, yessir. Read more
Hey Dzhokar, counting yourself, how many virgins will you find on the other side? Read more
“Clean slide.” Read more
AN OUT IS AN OUT Read more
Alt lede: The new expansion pack for Destiny, a video game whose existence is only justified by its raids, won’t have a raid. Read more
His first big single (at least in the US), A-team, was about a drug-addicted, poverty-stricken prostitute who dies of an overdose. He also wrote a song about a friend's miscarriage (Small Bump), running away from an alcoholic father (Runaway), and the post-credit theme for the second Hobbit movie (I See Fire). He's… Read more
Don't worry, I got your back. Read more
Look, I get it: Comedy is easier to create by making fun of something rather than supporting it. I understand why you would want to write this post. Read more
He might have only 8 followers, but they have the same amount of Super Bowl rings.. so there is that. Read more
You correctly have The Raid: Redemption listed, but I don't see The Raid 2 listed right after that. Please correct this omission. Read more
Say "it's smarmy and dumb" a bunch more times and I'll bet people will start agreeing with you, bro. Read more
It's a league recognizing "hey, player of the month stuff isn't a huge deal anyway, and this team that's coming out of nowhere this season and went 17-0 in january is doing it by playing total team basketball, so let's do something small and out of the box to memorialize their accomplishments." Read more
Only deadspin could have a problem with something cool like this. Read more
Lynch: 24 carries, 102 yards, 1 TD, 1 catch for 31 yards (that kickstarted what should have been Seattle's game winning drive) Read more
Hey look, it's the guy who literally walked out on his team, sucker punched a guy after a game and has bounced around the league because he's a total dope. Blount is the precise definition of a bitch. Read more