See, this is what I mean. Read more
Hey, guys. We found the asshole. Read more
Hey Deadspin, you accidentally posted someone’s shitty Reddit comment as an article. Read more
What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of… Read more
Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.
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Given the explicit thoughtful statements of Doug Baldwin in the Seattle Times (linked, and partially excerpted by Barry Petchesky), your comment seems unnecessarily dismissive. Read more
Did you guys know that Wilson was drafted in the 3rd round because NFL scouts thought he was too short to be a successful NFL quarterback? Read more
Every ump who ejects someone for arguing balls and strikes deserves a fuck you. Read more
Do we get a lesbian vibe from an openly gay woman? Yeah, we kinda do.
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I hope this works. If the NFL can reduce kickoff returns by 5-10% then football will be a safe sport. Read more
Because he’s the best hitter who ever lived and the idea of him imparting his knowledge to a new generation of players is a wonderful thing. Read more
It’s also incredibly condescending to not play against someone and stop trying. It’s a fine line between ridiculing someone (not putting back an easy rebound or avoiding an obvious lane for a layup) and trying to keep the score reasonable. And what if the team just wasn’t getting back on defence? Read more
The only thing worse than Seattle’s use of “12th man” is Texas A&M making a very commonly expressed phrase proprietary. Read more
Seriously? Has Russell Wilson’s faith ever hurt anyone? I mean, if that’s going to be your criteria for deciding who to root for, I think the choice between a guy who beats a child and a guy who is a little too pious is pretty easy... Read more
Your analogy would work better if weren’t for, well, white supremacist Cardinals fans. Read more
“Candidate Responds To email Like a Real Person; Has no comment on how he will recover from this incredible misstep.” Read more
If he’s on your team, he won’t injure your players? At least not during a game? Read more
Last time I checked excessive celebration is a penalty in the National Football League act like you been there before Clay Matthews, you’re a role model for children everywhere and you are acting like you never been there before and the little Millennials are eating it up I worked in the school system for thirty seven… Read more
He has funny hair and he flips out when he hits a home run. He puts on a lot of eye black. He expresses a lot of confidence in his abilities, which is absurd because has he ever really done anything to warrant that confidence (haven’t paid attention at all this year, how’s it going for him?). He gets really excited… Read more