Cameron Gidari's saved articles

The year a Seahawk made the cover of Madden, the main feature touted that year was.....wait for it....LEAD BLOCKER CONTROLS. Now every kid could live out their masturbatory Lorenzo Neal fantasies, punching a hole for a running back to gain 3 yards and a cloud of dust. FEEL THE EXCITEMENT! (Oh, and that record-setting…

Yeah, but think of how fuckin' good the speech would have been if they'd won. Read more

So I know that the forums here are supposed to be funny, but: fuck this guy. Read more

Are you actually excited about 3D Blu-Ray, or are you just ticking it off the list of pre-release promises? I think it's a great option, but I don't know anybody who uses the 3D other than to just show it off once. Read more

Can we skip the part where holier-than-thou types post about how all credit cards are evil and only suckers would—oh, too late. Read more

Correction: you don't want to see the Browns. Read more

Ok, lets just get it out of the way.... the news here isn't that Sarafin's gay, it's that someone at ASU is pursuing a Master's Degree. Read more

Too bad for the victim. If he had just held out a little longer, York had an engagement ring waiting for him. Read more

so delicious - all the crying from the ponyfans - MORE! give us your rage and tears and hurts Read more

Historically speaking, Xbox fans haven't blown up this way, nor have Nintendo, or even PC fans. Read more

Probably should of just knock his ex-girlfriend out to get a lesser suspension instead Read more

Because, stupid. Read more

My feelings exactly. So much wailing and gnashing of teeth because they'll have to wait a couple of months more to play it (unless they or a friend also owns an Xbox One). Read more

How about just limiting burners to text-only posts? that would preserve the dream of juicy anonymous tidbits coming in through kinja and it's not really too much to ask people to register an account if they want to post their Simpsons gifs or whatever Read more

God bless Baseball Reference, where I can find that Glavine's 1 home run was off of John Smiley. Read more

Seriously, wouldn't the more accurate billboard be "You're welcome Miami, Love Lebron"? Read more

The one silver lining is that Wilson needn't look any further than the league commissioner to see what can be accomplished without a functional spine. Read more

As always, whenever people complain about clickbait headlines I think they should offer alternatives. So here you go: Read more

How to draw generic characters 101. Read more

I hate what Buzzfeed and Upworthy have done to blog post titles. Read more