Oh no! Internet jokes! We all laughed, until everyone else got hip! Now they're played out! Can't even funny. Read more
Fuck the unwritten rules. The actual written rules says you're allowed to steal bases in a baseball game, so throw the guy out or have a nice cold glass of shut the fuck up juice. No wonder football has LONG since passed baseball as the national game. People tune out with all this unwritten rule bullshit. Read more
No, because that is stupid. Read more
Dunkies is delicious! When you add a cup and a half of cream and 4 tablespoons of sugar. Read more
Of course everyone is free to contribute an opinion, but to complain that Deadspin has too much MMA coverage is to complain that the Sahara Desert gets too much rain. Read more
Whole lot of false equivalencies here. Having a fucking reality TV show and making yourself Oprah's personal human interest piece is not the same as having some Seahawks PR intern write some shit and then sign Richard Sherman's name to it to send over to Sports Illustrated. Read more
Because real players don't whore on graphics. Read more
This is unquestionably the first time I've ever been accused of being short-winded. Read more
Not sure if this would work in a bigger city where jobs are usually filled pretty quickly. Read more
The $100,000 is nothing compared to the millions the Browns have spent trying to find the worst QB. Read more
These Al Qaeda attacks are just getting more and more elaborate. Read more
Because nobody has yet, I would like to take the opportunity to advocate for people adopting regular, run-of-the-mill shelter pup mutts. There are lots of great animals out there—one for everyone I'm sure—and you can visit with them at the local animal control place and pick one that you get along with best. They… Read more