While some assassins are fun and sexy chaps, others are dour bums who can’t jump off walls properly.
Here, with minimal fanfare and no explanation given, is a definitive ranking of all of Ubisoft’s main assassins.
16. Connor
15. Altair
14. Arno
13. Arbaaz Mir
12. Nikolai
11. Shao Jun
10. Aveline
9. Lydia
8. Jacob
7. Shay
6. Adéwalé
5. Edward
4. Aya
3. Bayek
2. Evie
1. Ezio
Remember, this list is definitive.