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This week, weâre diving straight into the heavy topics. How do you handle things when you catch feelings for your no-strings-attached friend with benefits? What do you do when your partner suddenly decides they want a baby, but you donât? And how do you handle things when the going gets rough in your relationship and suddenly your ex is looking mighty good to you?
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Hi Dr. NerdLove,
Three years ago, I had recently left a three-year relationship, preceded by a six-year relationship. I was in my mid-20s, distinctly ready for casual fun, and jumped into dating apps for the first time. I was explicitly not looking for anything serious and quickly met a man who was looking for the same. We were both up front about this on our first date. Our physical chemistry was intense and we started seeing each other at least once a week. This continued for about a year. We never really talked about it again but it was always understood that we could be seeing other people simultaneously. I did so a couple of times, but for the most part was satisfied by our un-relationship.
Hereâs the tricky part: I would have been satisfied with being a straight-up, casual booty call, but from the beginning, he was always very affectionate. He would cook elaborate meals for me (heâs an amateur chef and seemed to enjoy having someone to practice on), regularly used lovey nicknames (âcutie,â âsweetie-pieâ [I know – gag – but at the time it felt nice]), and we would do date-type activities at least every week or two. We shared a lot of unusual pop-culture interests and really enjoyed spending time together even non-sexually. He loved PDA, which I do too (sorry, everyone). He met all of my work friends when I brought him to my company holiday party. This continued for nearly a year and I was genuinely comfortable with our open dynamic (I wouldnât call it an open relationship since we never used words like âboyfriend,â âgirlfriend,â or ârelationshipâ).
Then I moved two states away. I essentially said, âthis was fun while it lasted, thanks for the memories!â but he said he hoped it wouldnât be the last we saw of each other. Then, he flew up specifically to visit me in my new city a month later and we spent a fun, romantic weekend together. I knew no one in my new city and was thrilled to have this time with him. He gave me a necklace heâd bought for me while on vacation. A couple of months later, I visited his city for work, and we spent another weekend together. A couple of months after that, he had plans to visit my city again, this time in part to meet old friends, but had set aside half of the trip to spend with me. He introduced me to a childhood friend.
By this time I had started to miss him. Like, it physically hurt to be in a different state from him. During his visit I matter-of-factly told him I loved him. I said that I didnât assume he felt the same way, but that I was surprised by how my own feelings had evolved and didnât think it was impossible that the same might be true for himâI just needed to know either way.
Long story short, he didnât feel the same way. He made some comment about maybe feeling in love with me around the time I moved away but he could never see himself being monogamous with anyone. He also explained that heâd been seeing someone else regularly for a whileâIâve now deduced this was probably happening the entire time we knew each other and sounds like a full-blown open relationship, although he didnât use that phrase; Iâm honestly still confused by that element but felt 90% assured he wasnât cheating on anyone with me.
I downplayed my hurt, got through the rest of that weekend, then visited him once more in his city a few weeks later, at the end of which I said goodbye for good. He understood why things had become too painful for me to continue but still wanted to keep in touch. I really didnât want to and havenât.
Flash forward: my current boyfriend has been up front about being crazy about me and wanting to be with no one else from our first date. Weâre a year and a half in, heâs the love of my life, and I couldnât be happier.
It took months but I did get over the pain of that rejection. Today, I have zero desire to be with this other guy and am glad things ultimately worked out the way they did. But I hate that thinking about him still brings back the hurt and confusion of that time, and think if I could just understand exactly what happened to me, Iâd be better equipped to fully let go. I need to hear what this looks like from the outside. This was the only time Iâd ever had my heart broken but Iâm not sure whether I think he was a jerk or if I just had an unlucky case of unrequited love.
Was I an idiot for developing the feelings I did? Am I wrong for feeling a little bit…jerked around? Am I wrong to feel frustrated that I got my feelings hurt when I went into this offering a 100% casual arrangement?
One last thought: I have a completely unfounded suspicion that this guy might have some sex/intimacy addiction issuesânot only because he could never seem to get enough sex (and mentioned using dating apps to find casual company on vacations) but because of how easily he slipped into affectionate habits with me. Curious whether that possibility jumps out to you as well.
Thanks in advance for your insight,
– Recovering from a Mind Fuck
Iâm entirely unsurprised that you caught feels, RFAMF. I can tell you exactly what happened: your ex-FWB was treating you like a girlfriend. For all that you two were saying that you didnât want anything serious, that it was casual and there werenât supposed to be any stringsâŚwell, yâall were definitely acting like a couple in everything but name.
I mean, cutesy nicknames, dates, presents, meeting your friends and co-workers, romantic weekends? Thatâs all couple behavior. And one of the weird quirks of human behavior is that weâre bad liars; if we behave a certain way long enough, we start to actually feel that way. Thatâs part of why actors who play couples in movies end up in relationships so often; go through the motions enough times and your brain takes in all that input and assumes âOh, we must be in love!â and starts pumping out oxytocin and suddenly youâre talking about how much chemistry you have and how this must MEAN something.
This is why the key to maintaining a casual relationship is that you donât act like a couple. Itâs incredibly easy to slip into a relationship frame without meaning to by treating your get-togethers like dates. Romantic getaways, candle-lit dinners, flowers and cute nicknames all set expectations; youâre training yourself to see it like a date and your brain starts to respond accordingly.
You guys? You did all of that. And you caught feels. It was more or less inevitable.
Now that doesnât mean that the only thing you can do is just wreck a hotel room like a couple of coked-out rock stars, nor does it mean that you just have a hit-it-and-quit-it dynamic to your relationship. Just because your relationship is casual doesnât mean that you treat your partner casually. No strings attached doesnât mean that you donât have to treat your partnerâs feelings like they matter. A casual relationship is still a relationship, and making a relationship work requires communication and clarity. You want to be sure that the two of you are on the same page, and if things arenât workingâor one of you is starting to feel like maybe theyâd like some strings after allâitâs important that you feel like you can speak up and say things. Just because you two donât have an expectation of commitment or a future together in the long term, that doesnât mean anyone appreciates being treated like a sex toy with legs.
So it was with you and your beau. The fact that you two werenât âofficialâ doesnât mean that you could skip that part. And as a result: you ended up with two very different sets of expectations and you got hurt.
But I donât think that he did this intentionally. I donât think he went out of his way to get you hooked just so that he could yank the rug out from under you or was jerking your heart around for giggles like a douchebag in a 90s indie movie. Nor for that matter do I think he had commitment issues or that thereâs something psychologically wrong with him. That sounds far more like your wanting to backfill a reason for this that makes this more malicious or a flaw in him to explain things.
I think the real answer is much simpler and more banal: I suspect that it never occurred to him to act differently. This is just how he is with people heâs dating, but since yâall didnât say the magic âDâ word, then clearly you WERENâT dating, none of it should affect you and thus everything was cool.
I think he was probably genuine in his sentimentâŚjust clueless on how his actions were going to come across.
Itâs Hanlonâs Razor in action: Never assume malice when someoneâs behavior could equally be explained by stupidity instead.
The truth is, a lot of folks want a casual relationship but donât know how to maintain it, so they treat it like a regular relationship and get confused when their partners get hurt by the way theyâre acting. But the fact that they didnât mean to hurt them doesnât make it hurt any less.
So it was with you: your relationship felt less casual than you intended, and so you got hurt. The fact that it was out of ignorance and not malice doesnât make it hurt less. It still sucks, but it may help to take comfort in the knowledge that this was simply human error.
Let that give you the closure you need, so you can draw the curtain on that particular relationship. The past is merely prologue, and those choices (and mistakes) led you to where you are now: happy with an incredible partner. That, I think, is the important thing to take away from this.
Good luck.
Hello Doc,
Iâm writing to you to A) hopefully get some much needed advice and B) just to get everything out of my head by writing it down.
So the Situation: Iâm a 32 year old guy from Australia. My girlfriend of almost 1 and a half years is 36 and I am madly, deeply in love with this lady.
For some background, we started our relationship as a casual non-monogamous kind of arrangement, where she remained monogamous but fully encouraged me to go out and see other people. I really didnât feel the need to act on this, and was for the most part happy being relatively monogamous as well, but on the couple of occasions I did see other people, she was aware of this and unfazed. we also live quite far from each other so our relationship for a majority of the time consisted of messaging throughout the week and seeing each other when we could either over the weekend or on the odd weeknight if we could swing it, for an intimate rendezvous.
Recently while we were out to dinner, we discussed the possibility of children, as we have gotten a lot closer and less casual over the past year, and these kinds of things are naturally starting to come up at this point in our relationship.
She is concerned she might not be able to have kids if she waits much longer, so this is a priority for her at this stage in her life, and is something she wants to do within the next 12 months. I, on the other hand, do not want children under any circumstances, which is something I have given a lot of thought to over the past decade or so, and is not a decision I take lightly.
We had spoken about this when we first met, but I donât think it was something either of us really thought would be an issue, as we assumed the casual nature of the relationship would have seen it run its course already, so to revisit this now and to have such a conflict in priorities has affected her a lot, and she is quite obviously upset about it.
So what do we do?
No matter what choice we make, I feel like someone is going to be saddled with the decision for the rest of their lives.
This girl means everything to me and I have never felt this way about another human being. All I want is for her to be happy, but if I compromise on this, Iâll be bringing another human life on to this planet, which I deeply ethically disagree with.
Any advice or suggestions would be greatly appreciated, as I have no idea what to do.
Sincerely,
UnDad Nightmare
Before I get to your specific situation, UDN, I want to talk a little about relationship maintenance. A lot of couples will talk about their expectations and goals when they have that firstDefining The Relationship talkâŚbut what they donât realize is that this is an ongoing conversation. Relationships arenât static things, carved out of marble and as unchanging as the mountains. Relationships are organic, and they grow, shift and adjust over time. People change, priorities change and needs change within the relationship. This means that the relationship itself also changes, which means that the people involved need to be able to revisit what this relationship means to them.
The other thing to keep in mind is that relationships have a lifespan too. Not every love story is meant to be an epic poem. Some love stories are a short story. Some are just a dirty limerick. That doesnât mean that thereâs anything wrong with the relationship or that it was a failure because one of you didnât die in the saddle; it just means that your relationship was right for you for a set amount of time, then came to its natural conclusion.
So, unfortunately, it is with you right now. I hate to tell you this, UDN: there is no way to square this particular circle. Thereâs no way to compromise about having kids. You canât just have a kid for a year or two to test it out and send it back if you decide this isnât for you. Kicking it down the road isnât going to work either; all that does is guarantee that youâre going to be in this exact same situation, only worse because your girlfriend is feeling the pinch of time running out. Options like freezing her eggs wonât work either becauseâŚwell, youâve already made up your mind.
The cold hard truth is that one of you is going to get what they want and the other isnât. And considering the magnitude of this choice, thatâs going to be seismic for the one who has to give up their desire. And thatâs the sort of thing that can take a relationship that would have been a successâbecause you can still have a successful relationship, even if it endedâand curdle everything into bitterness and resentment.
The thing to keep in mind is there is no good guy or bad guy here. This isnât a flaw in your relationship or a sign that you two did anything wrong. You two were right for each other for the year and a half you were togetherâŚbut now you two have grown and changed, and what worked before simply isnât going to work now.
I wish I had happier advice for you but if you two are at an impasse here, then the kindest thing to do would be to break up. If having a baby is a must-have for her, especially within a year, then the best thing for her is to find someone who wants to have one. If you are determined to never have a child, then you want to find a partner who is also on the same page as you.
And if youâre determined that you donât want to have a child, ever, then I strongly suggest you go and get yourself a vasectomy. Taking the ability to have kids off the table will help decrease the odds that this will happen again in the future and ensure that random chance canât take the choice out of your hands.
Good luck.
Dear Dr. NerdLove:
Iâm happy to find your site and how you gave advice to troubled lovers, Doctor. I want to know your thoughts about me wanting to connect with my ex.
Right now Iâm in a 5 year relationship with someone who has treated me with respect and so much kindness. However heâs been having issues on his life that ultimately led to his depression. This has been going on for years now and had really took a toll on our relationship. We love each other and I want him to be happy….but I am already tired.
Last week I was with my ex, because we have the same friends. Itâs been 5 years since I last saw him and now I have this yearning to talk to him and even doing forbidden things. He attempted to talk to me, but I did not engage much into the conversation because I donât want to make my current boyfriend worry. However the more I try to forget my ex, only makes me crave more. We didnât have a good closure. The ending was really bad. But the chemistry is still there.
I need to say these things:
I love my boyfriend but I wanted some fresh air away from all the sadness heâs in for so long.
I wonât choose to be in a committed relationship with my ex because I canât give him the love and appreciation Iâm able give to my current.
I want to cheat and this is really wrong. Help!
Torn Between Two Lovers
First things first: I suggest you go and read my previous column. What I told Dream Lover about their fantasizing about their ex applies to you too.
But the next thing you need to do is start recognizing whatâs going on here. Youâre frustrated and tired because your boyfriendâs mental health issues are affecting you too. Thatâs understandable; we donât talk about it because it feels callous and cruel, but it can be hard living with someone whoâs living with depression. It can be frustrating and exhausting because it feels like itâs on you to try to fix or mitigate things, and you really canât. Caretaker burnout is a thing, second-hand trauma is a thing and it can be difficult to navigate becauseâŚwell, you feel like an asshole for even admitting that itâs affecting you. I mean, intellectually you know damn good and well that itâs not their fault, but that doesnât stop it from affecting you.
So youâre feeling stressed and exhausted by your boyfriendâs situationâand I really hope heâs getting treatment for his depressionâand along comes your ex. And while things may have ended with fire, blood and screamingâŚgâdamn heâs still hotter than an erupting volcano.
And like a volcano, he promises to make everything explodeâŚmessily and all over the place. Which is kind of what youâre looking for right now.
Part of what youâre experiencing right now is simply the contrast between your boyfriendâdepressed, exhaustingâand your exâhot, volatile, doesnât come with strings or complications. That difference is enticing. But the other thing thatâs so enticing right now is that fucking him will destroy your relationship with your boyfriend. Itâs not that you want your ex so much as that he represents an opportunity to slam your fist down on the relationship self-destruct button. Letting Mount Saint Hottie blow its top represents a quick and easy way to destroy the status-quo and leave you sans-complicated-relationship in the span of 30 minutes of squishy noises.
But I donât think thatâs what you actually want. I think thatâs just the frustration talking, the voice of your shadow-self saying âfuck this, blow it all to pieces,â not what youâre actually looking for.
So I think you need two things.
First: I think you need some time away from your boyfriend. Not your relationship, but just a little âyouâ time. Maybe a trip with your friends. Maybe just time out of the house to do things you enjoy and let yourself recharge your batteries. Burning yourself out in the name of being a âgoodâ partner is just a way of ending the relationship in as slow and torturous a manner as possible. Getting a little time away to recharge and recoup is good for you as an individual AND for the relationship as a gestalt whole. As the saying goes: you have to put your own oxygen mask on before you can help others with theirs.
Second: BLOCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR EX. Block him on social media, block his number, refuse to see him in person. The way you deal with temptation isnât to try to muscle your way past it through sheer willpower, itâs to put obstacles between you and it so that you canât just âaccidentallyâ trip and land in his bed. The less convenient it is for you to get to him, the easier it is to resist the temptation. The more that the path of least resistance leads to the better outcomeânot fucking this dudeâthe easier it is to stick to your guns.
What youâre dealing with is a temporary situation; cheating on your boyfriendâwhich is the path youâre going down right nowâis a permanent (and messy) solution. Block your ex, go and recharge your batteries, help your boyfriend get the help he needs and I think youâll find that this too, will pass, without your having to destroy things in the process.
Now if the time comes that you do decide that this relationship is no longer working for you? Then sure, end things. But you can end things with respect and care for your partner, not just lobbing a fuck-bomb into the mix and hoping that the shrapnel doesnât hurt TOO badly.
Good luck.
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