Eight Steam Decks
Why would one person need eight Steam Decks? Well, let me pitch an idea. The Deck is great, but its battery life is kind of bad. So why not fully charge all eight of them and then install Vampire Survivors on each? Then, play until one starts to die and just hop over to the next—the Steam cloud will transfer your save— while the dying ones charge. You’d never have to wait to play Vampire Survivors again! And it’d only cost you $3,500.
