Actually, it's not a bar. It's a Chinese market, where this abomination hails from, bringing together the very worst in Xbox, PlayStation and ill-advised superhero movie sequels.

Called the Battman, there's something that looks a lot like an Xbox, only it's in a hideous "Christmas Tree" colour scheme. There are also two controllers that look like PS1 controllers. Well, models of PS1 controllers a high school had to make for science class.

There's also a gun. Presumably so you can shoot the thing until it dies.


Wait... what? [Reddit]

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