In preparation for the worldwide launch of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim this November, Bethesda has assembled an army of army of bronzed Dragonborn statues, armed and ready to be drooled on by fans at retail locations around the world.
It's time to start cozying up to your favorite video game retail employee, Skyrim fans. Perhaps then one of these gorgeous Dovahkiin statues will find its way to your bedroom instead of the dumpster behind a GameStop once the excitement over the game dies down, which I expect will happen sometime over the course of the next decade.
Attack of the Nords [Bethesda Blog]
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