Altair Misses the Haystack in The Witcher 2

Have you ever wondered what would happen if Altair from Assassin's Creed missed one of those graceful swan dives into conveniently placed bales of hay? The Witcher 2 has your answer.


Sometimes the hay bales just aren't as dense as you expect them to be, as proven by this morbid cameo from one of Ubisoft's greatest heroes in The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings. I would have missed it completely had Kotaku reader Alexander S. not sent along a timely tip. Now we know one assassin that definitely isn't responsible for regicide.



This is part of the reason I won't buy TW2. Because the developers are PC elitist trolls. If you watch their youtube videos, they literally are forum trolls.