79.9 Years Is Too Damn Long To Play Call of Duty

In 79 years, I'll probably be dead. So will the vast majority of our readers, save for the little assholes on Xbox Live. For reader Jeremy (not an asshole!), 79.9 years is apparently how long it will take him to reach "Prestige" in Call of Duty.

Prestige is, of course, the highest ranking CoD players can reach in mulitplayer, and it is unlocked after the player reaches Level 80. Which is what Jeremy will do in the year 2090 or 2091, depending on how you calculate it.


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