Welcome to your weekend! I hope it's filled with video games, particularly games you can play with a keyboard and mouse, particularly a mouse you can put on your squishy pug.
Just like Calumon's brother.
In other news, it's the weekend. So head over to Kotaku Selects for a roundup of all our best stuff from the week, gathered by yours truly. Now I'm off to recover from sickness with some Wolfenstein.