Binge drinking. Jerking off. Squids. It's just another wild night in the world of Final Fantasy.

That's because someone, let's call that person a genius, decided to combine screenshots from Japanese role-playing games Final Fanatasy XIII and Final Fantasy XIII-2 with Texts from Last Night.


Texts from Last Night, of course, is a website that collects humorous and amazing text message snippets.

The resulting Tumblr is Texts from FFXIII. It's been going strong for a month or so now, but in case you are new to the party, here's a sample, with Lightning, Snow, Vanille, and the other Final Fantasy XIII characters saying things they never would, but might just send via text message:

There's more in the Tumblr link below. Much more.

Texts From FFXIII [Tumblr Thanks, Muckamuck for the tip!]