Earlier this week in Luliang, Shanxi province, a security guard got boozed up and apparently thought, hey, why not carjack someone? So he did that, but crashed the car in a nearby plaza.
Then, he seemed to realize that he needed new wheels and carjacked another vehicle. Police apprehended him shortly thereafter—game over. That's what you get for not checking your Wanted Level!
Drunk Man Hijacks Two Cars, Does Not Get Far [Beijing Cream]