Sideshow Collectibles has released this line of Assassin's Creed statues which feature star Ezio jumping from a busted building about to stab someone in the face.

What could you expect to pay for such polystone heroics? It's in the headline. Sure, he's just under 14" tall, and is "limited" to 2000 pieces, but boy, $375 is a lot for something that doesn't move or whisper "Requiscat in Pace" when you press a button on his back.