With a wide assortment of Angry Birds costumes and accessories available from the game's official shop this Halloween, it's unlikely we'll make it through the holiday without someone tossing a baby through the wall.

That's a bad thing, of course. You certainly wouldn't want to craft an elaborate scaffolding contraption, fill it with babies in pig costumes, and then fling infants dressed as Yellow Birds at it. They'd never be able to pull off the whole secondary propulsion thing. Red Birds are the key here, or Black Birds rigged with explosives.

Kids, don't throw babies. Teens dressed as Angry Birds characters are fair game.

The Angry Birds Halloween Collection [Angry Birds]

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