I must admit I haven't been paying too much attention to n-Space's 3DS strategy role-playing game Heroes of Ruin, which is exactly the opening the sharks and shark-by-products of the game's Coral Tombs were waiting for.

Wait, is that a fucking Sharktopus? DAMN YOU, SHARKTOPUS!

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