There's nothing funny at all about the latest screenshots from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, unless you count the amount of time I spent making sure no one hid penises in them.

No one is safe on April Fools' Day. We'll spend as much time today verifying our stories are true before posting them as we will actually writing them. Even screenshots, like these lovely new images from Skyrim. I can now, without a doubt, assure you that they are 100 percent penis-free. It's just part of the service.