Just when I was afraid breakfast would be lost to me forever, UPS Man arrives to save the day with an extra-large box of Utopios. And guess what? There's a prize inside.

Multiple prizes, actually. Inside the box was a copy of the City of Heroes Going Rogue Complete Collection, which features City of Heroes, City of Villains, and the latest expansion for Ncsoft's superhero MMO. There was also a Heroclix figure, a graphic novel, and a relatively flattering sketch of myself in superhero gear.

At least I think that's me. It's missing the plugs and the nose ring. McWhertor suggested the suit was actually a full-body Slurpee cup, and that's a dream I am never letting go.

Oh yeah, and there was a bag of cereal in there too. I'll eat, you look through the gallery.