What is this, 1876? Who still writes letters? Not me, though that won't stop me looking fondly at these Dragon Age letter openers, which fittingly are tiny replicas of Dragon Age swords.

Distributed by Sideshow, there are two available, the Grey Warden's "Render" and the Darkspawn's "Greatersword". While small - both are only 7" tall - they're also cheap, coming in at only $15, which is pleasantly affordable!

And while writing letters may be a thing of the past, there's something gentlemanly about opening a phone bill with a sword.