Each week throws off several new video game lists ranging from the humorous to the trivial. What's better? A list of those. Here's a roundup of the rundowns out there.

•Nine Things I Learned from the Halo: Reach Beta [GamerCrave] No. 10: They should just change the game's name to "Powerhouse Slayer."

•15 Life Lessons Learned from Video Game Peripherals [Explicit Gamer] Coleco Adam printer: You're never going to write The Great American Novel.

•Top 10 Video Game Characters Who Would Be Horrible Mothers [Ranker] Auntie Poulet from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City kind of creeped me out. But again, here I got to go with James Earl Cash. He already is a bad mutha.


•The Five Most Interesting Video Game Moms [OC Weekly] I'll tell you what, those are the two most interesting video game mamms right there.

•Sixty-One Terrible Video Game Shirts You Must Never Wear [Games Radar] Good Lord, I hope none of McWhertor's are on here.