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to kotaku
subject [in English] Please send to Yoichi wada!!! Onegaiii i need your help please.

[in broken Japanese] I name SOME DUDE livelihood in SOME COUNTRY my dream grape to be successful. But second daughter ticket forearm. You are able to be built?

I apologize armory's Japanese don't understand.

[in English] it can be translated to SOME DUDE'S LANGUAGE

I await response.

[in Japanese] Thank you vory mach.