The big news this week: Rock Band 2's dates slipped out, Rockstar finally goes ahead and tells us GTA IV is coming to the PC, and Crecente is gonna blast his genetic material into outer space. But wait, there's less: The Tower formally unveiled the penalty of "disemvoweling," which means miscreants who don't necessarily commit banhammerable offenses will have a, e, i, o, u and sometimes y removed from their comments.

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Kotaku's New Tool: The Straight Razor of Disemvoweling
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Rock Band 2 Dates Slip Out
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Rockstar: GTA IV For PC in Nov


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