Ratchet & Clank Weapons, Ranked

This weekend, I played through the “re-imagined” 2016 Ratchet & Clank for PlayStation 4 (free via PlayStation Plus this month). And I started feeling that familiar itch, the itch to compile an underexplained list. As such, here’s how I rank the weapons in its arsenal based on various criteria:

1. Omniwrench
2. Pixelizer
3. Buzz Blades
4. Warmonger
5. Pyrocitor
6. Sheepinator
7. Combuster
8. Groovitron
9. Plasma Striker
10. Predator Launcher
11. Mr. Zurkon
12. Agents of Doom
13. Proton Drum
14. Getting hit by a Blarg dropship
15. Fusion Grenade