That whale came from the moon. Before any Kojima Productions video game starts, the studio logo movie must play. This is that studio logo movie.
No, stop. It’s just too much at this point, Kojima’s become completely self absorbed at this point. I don’t know why, but this is what finally pushed my past the tipping point of being flat out annoyed with Kojima’s antics and general self absorption.
It doesn’t help that Death Stranding doesn’t even have a game engine yet, which means this whole teaser nonsense is a dumb ploy to generate some press about himself. At this point it feels like he’s focused less on telling good stories and more about coming up with nonsensical shit so people will go “Oh look at what weird crap that crazy Ol’Kojima came up with this time!”