When folks started taking shots from the Tokyo Game Show trailer for Final Fantasy XV and pasting things behind them, I figured Chris Person's post about it was enough. Now Square Enix has decided to help things along. Fine, let's do this.
Look, this meme has been done to death already over the past couple of weeks, so we're going to have to step things up a notch. Cool concepts. Bizarre pairings. Animated GIFs? Sure, animated GIFs. We shall rise above the rest and conquer this small seaside town we call the planet.
Here are the PNG files Square Enix released earlier this week. Or late last week. Whichever.
And here is our creed.
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