Oh my goodness. Here I am, sitting in the Gawker Media offices on another Friday morning, just trying to get through the day, when suddenly Ubisoft releases 13 minutes of footage from South Park: The Stick of Truth and now I can't stop giggling at my desk and this is all quite embarrassing.

Stick of Truth is out on March 4 for PS3, Xbox 360, and PC. It might be the greatest game ever made. (Note: it might not actually be the greatest game ever made. We'll keep you updated once we actually play it.)