It's not like I've seen all that much Pac-Man facial hair. Or really, any Pac-Man facial hair. But this is still the worst.
This dude, posted to Uberhumor and spotted by Tosh.0, manages to combine some truly nightmarish facial hair with a generally dopey/high facial expression, sending a clear message: "I don't give a flying fuck."
A transcript from when I dropped this image into Kotaku group-chat:
Evan: The real question is, does he have enough chest hair for ghosts?
Owen: Wait'll you see where he plays Missile Command.