During Japan’s version of the Nintendo Direct held earlier today, a new game in the Senran Kagura series—Refure—was announced for the Switch.

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For anyone not familiar with Senran Kagura, it’s a series about female ninjas, and caters mainly to dudes who like to see anime girls with big chests.

The team went to great lengths to make sure that the Switch’s rumble could be tuned to best copy the feel of...well, these are water balloons (the last game in the series is about water fights).

And here is some jiggly pudding.

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Nintendo, this is all your fault. Once the platform holder shows off a new system with milking, it’s all downhill from there.