In the annals of TV history, I think Alec Baldwin aggressively jerking off two Wiimotes and making every masturbation double entendre imaginable will be remembered as just groundbreaking as Edith Bunker's menopause. » 2/15/09 12:00pm 2/15/09 12:00pm

This weekend, Nintendo held Wario Land: Shake It! » 9/29/08 6:30pm 9/29/08 6:30pm competitions at Six Flags near Los Angeles and St. Louis, letting players compete for a "bottomless coin sack" and something something something... hey, why was I not informed that Wario mustaches would be handed out? Was it because of my largely underwhelming review?…

For Wii owners bemoaning the lack of "core" targeted software coming from Nintendo, there's Wario Land: Shake It! » 9/24/08 4:30pm 9/24/08 4:30pm, an unapologetically old-school 2D platformer starring the anti-Mario on a hunt for treasure. The micron thin plot is a forgettable excuse to guide the gluttonous Wario through five worlds of no-frills…

It's a YouTube video, but we can't embed it. Well, I suppose we could, but it would lose most of it's charm if we did. Nintendo has a nifty little piece of marketing up on the video sharing site for their new game Wario Land: Shake It!, which starts off demonstrating the finer parts of controlling the game and then… » 9/23/08 11:20am 9/23/08 11:20am

Still puzzling over Nintendo's cryptic announcement » 9/16/08 11:40am 9/16/08 11:40am from earlier today? Hold on tight, cause they're not even close to done marketing at you. The company has announced that they're teaming up with Six Flags this month to infuse 10 theme parks across the country with Wario-themed frivolity, possibly including being…

Tristan and I were walking past the Nintendo booth yesterday at PAX when we noticed that they had demo stations for Wario Land Shake It set up. Stranger still was the fact that there were almost no lines for the beautifully crafted 2D platformer. I handed the controller to Tristan and watched him take to the title… » 9/01/08 3:00pm 9/01/08 3:00pm

You've seen them, you no doubt by now are already swooning over them, but when, exactly, are Wario Land: Shake It (Wii) and PixelJunk Eden (PS3) coming out? For the West, who knows. But for Japan, it's soon. Wario will be out on July 24, while PixelJunk Eden will be released a week later, on July 31. International… » 7/09/08 10:00am 7/09/08 10:00am

» 7/09/08 2:00am 7/09/08 2:00am If that first didn't convince you that the upcoming Wii side-scroller looks awesome (and why didn't it?), this should hopefully. The clip features a quick rundown on how the controls work and shows a couple of the stages — like the pirate stage. Yes, a stage.

Something's wrong. A straight-up, side-scrolling platformer? By Nintendo? For a home console? But this is 2008, they're selling Wii Fits and Wii Plays, they wouldn't bother with something like this, would they? » 7/04/08 4:00am 7/04/08 4:00am