In the annals of TV history, I think Alec Baldwin aggressively jerking off two Wiimotes and making every masturbation double entendre imaginable will be remembered as just groundbreaking as Edith Bunker's menopause. » 2/15/09 12:00pm 2/15/09 12:00pm

This weekend, Nintendo held Wario Land: Shake It! » 9/29/08 6:30pm 9/29/08 6:30pm competitions at Six Flags near Los Angeles and St. Louis, letting players compete for a "bottomless coin sack" and something something something... hey, why was I not informed that Wario mustaches would be handed out? Was it because of my largely underwhelming review? No …

Tristan and I were walking past the Nintendo booth yesterday at PAX when we noticed that they had demo stations for Wario Land Shake It set up. Stranger still was the fact that there were almost no lines for the beautifully crafted 2D platformer. I handed the controller to Tristan and watched him take to the title like … » 9/01/08 3:00pm 9/01/08 3:00pm

You've seen them, you no doubt by now are already swooning over them, but when, exactly, are Wario Land: Shake It (Wii) and PixelJunk Eden (PS3) coming out? For the West, who knows. But for Japan, it's soon. Wario will be out on July 24, while PixelJunk Eden will be released a week later, on July 31. International… » 7/09/08 10:00am 7/09/08 10:00am

» 7/09/08 2:00am 7/09/08 2:00am If that first didn't convince you that the upcoming Wii side-scroller looks awesome (and why didn't it?), this should hopefully. The clip features a quick rundown on how the controls work and shows a couple of the stages — like the pirate stage. Yes, a stage.