Wait... Nintendo Was Handing Out Wario Mustaches?

This weekend, Nintendo held Wario Land: Shake It! » 9/29/08 6:30pm 9/29/08 6:30pm competitions at Six Flags near Los Angeles and St. Louis, letting players compete for a "bottomless coin sack" and something something something... hey, why was I not informed that Wario mustaches would be handed out? Was it because of my largely underwhelming review?…

Wario Land: Shake It! Review: Shakin' To The Core

For Wii owners bemoaning the lack of "core" targeted software coming from Nintendo, there's Wario Land: Shake It! » 9/24/08 4:30pm 9/24/08 4:30pm, an unapologetically old-school 2D platformer starring the anti-Mario on a hunt for treasure. The micron thin plot is a forgettable excuse to guide the gluttonous Wario through five worlds of no-frills…