You know that red mushroom guy that hangs around with Mario? Apparently he’s got a little friend. His little friend is nuts.
Did you know that every major Mario title has at least two villains? The first one is obvious: it’s Bowser. He definitely seems to have some issues. Who else would go around, kidnapping princesses and stars and your precious time, parking himself exactly seven worlds away (no more, no less) until you come and jump on…
Have you ever wondered what the deal is with Toad and Toadette? You know what I mean. As in: where do little baby Toads come from? Or are you too caught up in how cute the two of them are? Hey, I can't blame you if that's the case.
Some impressive item work in this Mario Kart 8 video:
Happy Thanksgiving! Here's a picture of Mario chasing after a decapitated Toad head. (via Alison Rapp)
Seriously, Mario is on a quest to rescue the princess, Toad has boxes filled with power-ups, and Mario only gets to pick one? I mean, I guess that works from a gameplay…
I swear I'm gonna murder Toad. I hate everything about him—his stupid smurfy hat, his dumb little smile, his goofy, perky body language. I despise his goddam Marge Simpson voice, and the way he yells "Rabo!" But most of all, I hate the way the little fucker keeps nailing me with blue shells in Mario Kart 7 and…
Photographer Jeff Junio gets up-close and personal with Nintendo characters in his Super Macro Bros. set, crafting this image of Toad and Luigi that's either delightful or very sinister, I can't tell. See more at the 8-Bit Cubist.
That "on crack" bit isn't me being rude. That's what the guy who made these figures said — that they look like they're on crack.