Toads Aren't Boys or Girls, They're Just Toads

Have you ever wondered what the deal is with Toad and Toadette? You know what I mean. As in: where do little baby Toads come from? Or are you too caught up in how cute the two of them are? Hey, I can't blame you if that's the case. » 11/17/14 4:15pm 11/17/14 4:15pm

The Dorkly Weekly: Toad is a Lying, Cheating Bastard

Toad was supposed to be Mario's friend, right? Then why doesn't he just give Mario what he needs instead of making him play his twisted games?

Seriously, Mario is on a quest to rescue the princess, Toad has boxes filled with power-ups, and Mario only gets to pick one? I mean, I guess that works from a gameplay… » 4/16/12 3:45pm 4/16/12 3:45pm

The Cuter Video Game Characters Are, The More I Want To Kill Them

I swear I'm gonna murder Toad. I hate everything about him—his stupid smurfy hat, his dumb little smile, his goofy, perky body language. I despise his goddam Marge Simpson voice, and the way he yells "Rabo!" But most of all, I hate the way the little fucker keeps nailing me with blue shells in Mario Kart 7 and… » 12/12/11 8:00pm 12/12/11 8:00pm

And Then Luigi Went on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Photographer Jeff Junio gets up-close and personal with Nintendo characters in his Super Macro Bros. set, crafting this image of Toad and Luigi that's either delightful or very sinister, I can't tell. See more at the 8-Bit Cubist. » 7/20/11 5:20pm 7/20/11 5:20pm

Nintendo Characters Covered In Plastic And Strung Out On Crack

That "on crack" bit isn't me being rude. That's what the guy who made these figures said — that they look like they're on crack. » 12/13/10 10:00am 12/13/10 10:00am

Toad's Gay? Not That There's Anything Wrong With That ...

Brentalfloss is back at it again, discovering clues to Toad's sexual orientation in the lyrics to the Super Mario Bros. 2. Or at least the ones he made up for it. » 10/10/09 1:30am 10/10/09 1:30am