The Dorkly Weekly: Toad is a Lying, Cheating Bastard

Toad was supposed to be Mario's friend, right? Then why doesn't he just give Mario what he needs instead of making him play his twisted games?

Seriously, Mario is on a quest to rescue the princess, Toad has boxes filled with power-ups, and Mario only gets to pick one? I mean, I guess that works from a gameplay… » 4/16/12 3:45pm 4/16/12 3:45pm

The Cuter Video Game Characters Are, The More I Want To Kill Them

I swear I'm gonna murder Toad. I hate everything about him—his stupid smurfy hat, his dumb little smile, his goofy, perky body language. I despise his goddam Marge Simpson voice, and the way he yells "Rabo!" But most of all, I hate the way the little fucker keeps nailing me with blue shells in Mario Kart 7 and… » 12/12/11 8:00pm 12/12/11 8:00pm