The Dorkly Weekly: Redditaur I Choose You! Use Memequake!

Today Dorkly asks, "What if the world's most popular websites were Pokemon?" Ash probably would have had a hard time collecting all of those gym badges with Pornotubeon at his side.


If you could carry around any website in a ball in your pocket, bringing it out whenever you pleased to rollick and play a midst the tall… » 11/26/12 4:00pm 11/26/12 4:00pm

The Dorkly Weekly: Chrono Trigger's Robo Gets the 'Girl'

What would you do if a powerful magician could make exact doll duplicates of everyone you know? Yeah, that's what I thought, so don't go looking down your nose at Robo for this little indiscretion.


Man, someone at Dorkly loves role-playing games, don't they? Between last week's Earthbound video and this week's » 8/27/12 4:30pm 8/27/12 4:30pm

The Dorkly Weekly: The Third Mario Brother? Not So Super

Who runs the Mario Bros. plumbing business while Mario and Luigi are off busting ghosts, saving princesses, and teaching typing? Why it's-a-him, Giuseppe.


What, you thought they just left the business to rot? You think they subsist on nothing but pixelated gold coins and mushrooms? No, the Mario Bros. maybe (for the… » 5/21/12 3:45pm 5/21/12 3:45pm

The Dorkly Weekly: Video Game Real Estate Agents Have it Rough

Filled with rusty meet hooks, jumping snakes, and the odd retractable bridge over a pit of bubbling lava, video game real estate isn't exactly burning up the market. Well, in some cases it is, but only literally.


Bowser's castle from Super Mario Bros. isn't a safe place to raise a family, but a good real estate agent … » 5/07/12 3:45pm 5/07/12 3:45pm

The Most Brutal Mortal Kombat Fatality Isn't Always the Bloodiest

Wait, what? I didn't pay for front row seats to the Mortal Kombat » 4/30/12 3:45pm 4/30/12 3:45pm tournament just to be deprived of bloody entertainment! At least that's what I imagine is running through the heads of the audience when Scorpion decides to forgo a fatality move. They've been robbed of the awesomely gruesome fatalities known to the…