Searching as I do from time to time through the video game crossover wonderland that is FanFiction.net, I happened to turn off the mature story filter for a split-second, during which I encountered the raunchiest, steamiest Shadow the Hedgehog-meets-Borderlands story I've ever read.
Never before has a game made me question everything I ever thought about in life. What am I doing? Why am I here? Where's my life going? Am I all of me? I never had to question my political, religious or philosophical beliefs until I played this game. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest game ever made.
Has First4Figures really explored both the modern and classic eras of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise so fully that all they're left with is Shadow the gun-toting misstep? Where is Amy Rose? Where is Cream the Rabbit? Heck, I'd even take Silver.
Sometimes we try to give our Speak Up on Kotaku articles headlines that clarify the content. Sometimes, as is the case with today's question from commenter Balmung, the headlines are provided us. Now answer the man.
Sometimes, the obsession with guns in video games gets ridiculous. During Gun Week, we celebrate such acts of "gunfusion." Let us lament the existence of Shadow The Hedgehog, the game starring Sonic's gun-toting ... brother/cousin/whoknows. Shadow, put the gun down. [PIC]