Petition to Build the Death Star Gathers Enough Signatures to Rate a…

A petition calling on the United States to begin construction of a moon-sized superweapon has achieved 25,000 signatures, which according to the rules of the Obama administration's feel-good bullshit platform "We the People," requires a response from the White House. None has yet been made. » 12/14/12 2:00am 12/14/12 2:00am

Tell President Obama to Honor the Veterans of Halo 4

The White House's bullshit feel-good "We the People" initiative is, like all Internet petitions, worth the paper it is printed on.* Most of the petitions lodged there demand things the executive branch cannot effect on its own. The remainder are protest tantrums, like the secessionist fantasies a bored and distended… » 11/16/12 9:00pm 11/16/12 9:00pm