And shotguns won't work, either. Your best bet is a star, though, that may be how this whole mess started in the first place...
Kotaku favorite game blending artist David Stonecipher is at it again, giving us a look at how the characters of Mario's universe would look in World of Warcraft.
Scientists researching ways to combat serious fungal infections in human beings have found that humans have much more in common with members of the Mushroom Kingdom than you might think.
The Princess is in another castle. The Princess is in another castle. GAH. Seems that stupid Toad says that every time you finish a level in Mario. But science shows he, in fact, doesn't.
Glenn Elert is a physics teacher from Brooklyn. He and his students did a little research recently, and published a serious paper reporting their findings. How serious? Mushroom Kingdom serious.