Michael Fahey, your new Xbox 360 controllers have arrived.
I am not Michael Fahey. I do not understand the appeal for grown men of My Little Pony, a franchise my little sister thought was rubbish when she was nine.
Here at Kotaku today, there's a sense of emptiness due to Mike Fahey's day off. If only there was a way to invade his privacy and, say, snoop through his Dragon Age playing history. Ah, but there is!