Today Activision announced a second round of eight Skylanders Happy Meal Toys will be launching March 27, but they will not be alone. The Skylanders: Swap Force characters will be the "boys" toy, and the "girls" option? It's My Little Pony, dammit.
Every spring in Japan, cherry blossoms bloom, giving the country a pink hue. This is why pink is seen as a spring color. It's also why this McDonald's hamburger has pink buns.
Despite having proven otherwise time and time again, McDonald's still gets people asking if the horrifying image of pink chicken goop which circulated in 2010 is what's inside their Chicken McNuggets. Here's what's really happening inside McDonald's nugget factory.
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McDonald's is releasing "vintage" style American burgers in fries in Japan as part of a limited time promotion. The fries—called "Classic Fries with Cheese"—look icky.
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Olympic gold medalist Usain Bolt is said to be a big fan of pork. It's also been said that when Bolt was in Beijing for the 2008 Olympics, he ate nothing but McDonald's Chicken McNuggets. Now with McDonald's China introducing the lovechild of pork and McNuggets, maybe Usain Bolt might just come back to China.
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Remember when we had to wait years for a follow-up to our pro-animal rights propaganda video games? The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals return to the Unrelated Region a year after Pokémon Black & Blue with Pokémon Red, White & Blue: Loosely Connected to McDonald's.
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This isn't the most annoying Happy Meal commercial Japan has seen, but geez, it sure is up there.
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This is the GIF art of 28 year-old Serbian artist Milos "Sholim" Rajkovic. His work takes seemingly bland, but ubiquitous individuals and packs their heads with mechanical parts. The result is surreal.
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Ask those who work or who have worked in fast food, and many will tell you that, yes, spit burgers sadly exist. But rarely have they existed in such a bizarre way.
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Around this time last year we brought you images of McDonald's Black and White Burgers—two small "half burgers" that come in a tiny box. Originally a limited one-time deal (like so many of McDonald's China's usual offerings), these tiny round bi-colored sandwiches of weird meat, flavourings, sauce and veggies are back…
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While McDonald's in many countries is trying (feigning?) to be healthier, in Japan, the fast food chain really doesn't seem to give a crap. If anything, McDonald's is running fast and hard to unhealthy. Super size, Japan!
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So, this is happening.
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You know you've made it as a children's entertainment property when Mike Fahey's car is filled with empty McDonald's Happy Meal boxes. Peek inside my 96 Nissan Pathfinder between April 12 and May 2 and that's exactly what you'll find, as I spend a month trying to gather all nine of the Skylanders Happy Meal toys.
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As you read this my wife is speeding to the nearest McDonald's in celebration of the unearthing of an all-important snacking factoid—there are four official, McDonald's-approved shapes for Chicken McNuggets. This changes everything.
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In Northeastern China, a McDonald's restaurant served a customer detergent instead of Coke.
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The McDonald's in Tokyo's Shinjuku (the Meiji-dori Sutepa-ten, to be exact!) has put its regular menu on hold and is serving round the clock breakfast.…
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But in the process, McDonald's just spawned a new meme tearing up Twitter…
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It's finally time—time for McDonald's menus across the country to run red with pale pork shoulder drenched in barbecue sauce. The Jesus of fast food has returned, as foretold by prophecy and marketing.
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