Kotaku Originals: With a Name Like (Fruit) Fuckers, It has to be Good

Brian's repeated use of "Fruit Fucker" in headlines - Kotaku Originals, no less! - this week will be a watershed moment in my development here. Sort of like the time my father made the mistake of laying down guidelines for "acceptable" swearing when I was 11. Yeah. No putting the genie back in the toothpaste tube once… » 6/14/08 10:00am 6/14/08 10:00am

Spore's Organic Fruit Fucker in Motion

You guys seemed to like my horrific take on an organic Fruit Fucker so much I thought you might want to see what the little beast looks like in motion. Sadly, there's no option to drop an orange... or small child into the circle with your critter. What do you think? Should this be my entry into the Celebrity Spore-Off? » 6/13/08 10:00am 6/13/08 10:00am