EA Suspends Crecente Over Fruitfucker

Sure, Fruitfucker should be right up there for words that probably shouldn't be allowed in the Sporepedia and I had, at one point, named my fleshy shark-mouthed ode to Penny Arcade FruitLover. But let's face it, what that devious little shiny robot does to fruit does not involve even a shred of love. Last week, months… » 9/22/08 10:00am 9/22/08 10:00am

Kotaku Originals: With a Name Like (Fruit) Fuckers, It has to be Good

Brian's repeated use of "Fruit Fucker" in headlines - Kotaku Originals, no less! - this week will be a watershed moment in my development here. Sort of like the time my father made the mistake of laying down guidelines for "acceptable" swearing when I was 11. Yeah. No putting the genie back in the toothpaste tube once… » 6/14/08 10:00am 6/14/08 10:00am

Spore's Organic Fruit Fucker in Motion

You guys seemed to like my horrific take on an organic Fruit Fucker so much I thought you might want to see what the little beast looks like in motion. Sadly, there's no option to drop an orange... or small child into the circle with your critter. What do you think? Should this be my entry into the Celebrity Spore-Off? » 6/13/08 10:00am 6/13/08 10:00am