A Complete Guide To Dark Souls II's Most Useful Skill
There's no offense like a good defense, particularly when it comes to a game like Dark Souls II.
Dark Souls II Players Have Collectively Lost 13,051,713,397,869 Souls
That. That is a big number. I had to turn my phone sideways and everything to work that out. I don't even know how to say it. The staggering figure is the combined souls lost across both 360 and PS3, and the result of some 252, 163, 804 deaths overall.
Dark Souls II's Cat Is So Sad
Aw, Sweet Shalquoir. I'm sorry that you're so bummed. It must be lonely in Majula, with no funky-smelling heroes around to keep you company. It's just you, some sad people, and three mean pigs.
How True are Japan's Latest Gaming Rumors?
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The gaming industry is constantly full of rumors. More so in April where you have the gullible falling for all the crazy April Fools pranks that pop up.
Dark Souls II's Best Early Joke
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Everyone talks about how difficult Dark Souls II is. People rarely talk about how funny it is.
Dark Souls II on PC Versus PS3
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Now that you've seen the customization options available in the PC version of Dark Souls II, why not see how it stacks up against the PS3 version, too?
Here Are All The Settings For Dark Souls II On PC
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PC gamers are understandably wary of Dark Souls II. The first Dark Souls arrived on PC in less than ideal shape, with a limited frame-rate and resolution and lousy controls. The big question has been: How will the PC version of Dark Souls II stack up?
Watch People Demolish Dark Souls II In An Hour And A Half
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Few things in life are as humbling and awe-inspiring as watching speedrunners do their magic, and few games are more entertaining to watch speedrun than the Souls series. With that in mind, let's watch some people demolish Dark Souls II!
What’s Really Fun About Dark Souls II
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It's not just that it's "difficult." It's not that it beats you down, over and over again, sometimes pushing you to the brink of frustration and frustration's cousin: rage quitting. Dark Souls II is enjoyable because you can overcome that. Because you can be better—tougher, wiser—than the challenges it throws your way.…
Someone Made Darth Maul in Dark Souls II
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The Sith Lord from The Phantom Menace sure seems like he'd be right at home in Drangelic, right?
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Here's Dark Souls II with the chosen ones gathering around the bonfire, reimagined in glorious 16-bit by pixel-wizard Bandygrass. Pretty neat animation, and it reminds me of the superb character selection screen in Diablo II.
Much has been made about Dark Souls II's graphical downgrade between E3 2013 and final release. Here's Dark Souls II developer From Software addressing things in a statement to Kotaku:
The Latest In Dark Souls II Trolling
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PVP in Dark Souls II is mostly a straightforward affair — You invade or duel, kill your target, and then finish with a condescending gesture. But what about when you pretend to be a friendly, neighborhood co-op partner? Hilarity, that's what.
Ruining Dark Souls II Is Funnier Than It Should Be
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Dark Souls II has a lot of changes in it, and watching fans try to parse them out on Youtube is always a fascinating process. But what would happen if the game was so different it was utterly ruined? Hilarity, that's what.
Yes, Dark Souls II Looks Different Than It Did Last Year
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If you've been playing Dark Souls II, and following the coverage leading up to the game's release, you may have noticed that the version of Dark Souls II that was originally shown off to the public was not the same as the game we got on consoles. Tweaks to the lighting, overhauls in the structure of the game and…
Dark Souls II Players Have Already Died 4.3 Million Times
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Dying happens a lot in Dark Souls II. How often specifically? Millions of times since the game's release yesterday.
Tips For Playing Dark Souls II
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Dark Souls II can be notoriously difficult for the uninitiated. Sometimes we all could use a bit of help. Well I am here to help you!
My First 23 Deaths In Dark Souls II
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Death is my teacher in Dark Souls II. Every time I get killed in this game, I get better at it. I have video proof of this.
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Dark Souls II Seems Like The Kind of Game Werner Herzog Would Love
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A video game where a brutal, indifferent cosmology smacks players around. A director obsessed with the darker parts of man's nature. A match made in purgatory! Now we don't have to imagine what the acclaimed filmmaker would think of Dark Souls II. We can hear that tremulous voice praise the sun right now.