Note: This review originally ran on Tuesday, 09-25-12.
Forget The Jetsons, DC Comics' Legion of Superheroes or any other shiny, happy vision of the future. The decades ahead of us aren't guaranteed to get much better than the present. Truth is, everybody makes bad decisions that trap us into lives we don't see… »
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According to Variety, Bruce Willis is slated for the Kane & Lynch movie adaptation. Bruno will play mercenary Adam "Kane" Marcus, who with batshit insane partner James Lynch is out to retrieve a stolen microchip. Willis has been rumored to play Kane since last fall — and Billy Bob Thornton is supposed to be Lynch,… »