Just.. wow. Yes. Approved. Ok, technically Simmons is a bass player - but who in the hell cares when you can own this? The Gene Simmons Axe Guitar features 'ultra-responsive frets' and an 'analog whammy bar' but fuck all that - this is a guitar shaped like a battleaxe » 10/27/08 4:20pm 10/27/08 4:20pm as used by the guy from with the tongue and the…