And it's in a cream cheese-filling. I dunno, I'm hip. I'll try it!
Dubbed the "Star Edge Pizza" (due to its shape), the 13-incher is covered with bacon, beef, sausages, calamari, shrimp, broccoli, and, yes, cheese. As Korea Realtime adds, you can either get cranberry cream cheese stuffed in the crust or apple cinnamon cream cheese.
Oh! And don't forget the 2,780 calories that come with this meal.
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